Saturday, October 17, 2009

Ding dong, the witch is unemployed

All production stopped as co-workers called each other with the news. The evil bitch got walked out of the headquarters building. Tears of relief were shed at the news.

This executive was so bad that she was sent to charm school - repeatedly. Makes you wonder why they kept her all these years, after all those complaints, after staff walked out, staff took medical leave from the stress she caused, and management's response was to send her to friendly camp again. Each time she returned from camp she was scarily nice. She might even address a staff member by name before kicking him in the ass.

Since she's an attorney, she knows the class-action suit potential of the situation. She's contacting staff to advise them that they have been grossly underpaid for their levels, that the company consistently underpaid females. She asked for backing to argue the point so everyone would take out a piece of the company in revenge.

Little did she realize that the revenge was directed at her. Staff would rather take the insult of the company rather than side with her in any way.

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